The Life of an Orange

Hey! So, MangoHub has been taking a little turn at filmmaking, and we have made what we HOPE is a decent film! So please relax, and enjoy "The Life of an Orange", starring President Orange, Gangsta Tomato and Priscilla Plum among many others!

Google+ Account!

We told you something amazing would be happening soon! And it has! We have made a profile for us to post a) updates and b) funny stuff! So, be sure to subscribe to us, and enjoy the amazing  stuff coming up!

Thank You, Smol Mangoes!

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Oh, and this is our new logo!

Hello me hearty and a jolly day to you!

Hey there! If you follow us on Pinterest, you will already know this. But, as most don't, we would like to say one thing!

Here is our prototype for a advert (as in a poster, but we are working on a video!)

Do you like it? Comment below what you think! Also we aren't using it yet, but expect to see it around SOON!!

Bye xx

MangoHub

Little Guide to Ikea...

Hey There! At the moment i am sitting in the IKEA Cafe, eating my (legendary) meatballs, and writing to you, dear friend! There is no WiFi, so don't expect any pictures, but at least i can talk, no, write to you! 

Just to tell you, this isn't sponsored, i just love IKEA! 

Right, let me tell you now that this little recount of my MANY! IKEA experiences is going to be odd biased, but don't let that bother you! This is just my opinion! We all have them!

8:00 AM-

Waking Up after loooonnnngggg night!

9:00 AM- 

Breakfast, walking my two dogs, Shadow and Roxy. 

10:00 AM-

Start driving to IKEA. 

11:00 AM-

Finish Driving to IKEA.

11:20 AM- 

Begin my journey of a thousand miles! (srsly tho, thats what IKEA is!).

At IKEA, i often find that i will go in saying, "Okay, i just need <Insert USEFUL item here>. That's it." And then i'll come home and i'll have about 8 items that i don't need, and NO USEFUL item, because it WASN'T IN STOCK. True Story.

When i was a LOT younger (AKA, when i was five years old), i remember going to Snail-Land while my parents shopped! It was actually SO MUCH FUN. Every time i come now, i look in the little window, and see the most AWESOME things in there! Like......

• A ball Pit
• Glow in the dark bouncy castle
• MA-HOO-SIVE cinema screen!
• Caving System
• Climbing wall
• And Stuffed Toys

Ik it's childish, but i wish i could still go in!

Now, the meatballs. I recommend getting the 20 meatball portion, because once i had the 40 size, and BOY/GIRL, WAS I SICK! But happy😄! 

2:00 PM-

Finish journey! Eat meatballs! Write This! Obviously this isn't going out at 2:00 PM, because i have no WiFi, but believe me when i say it was written then! 

BYEEEEE!

(taking tips from the queen of Online Comedy Goodbyes,  Liza Koshy!)

Weird Faces People Make!

You are a liar if you say that you have never pulled a very frankly unattractive face, but, just in case you don't think you have, here is the MangoHub guide to funny, ugly and weird faces that 87.9% of people make! (That fact is fake, BTW)

The MEH Face

When you just feel like Bluegh and you don't want to talk about it!

The WHOOT Face

Ok, this is the best thing on earth! I mean, I HAVE CHOCOLATE!!! WHOOT!!

The MIFF Face (Not to be confused with the M.I.L.F face!)

Ok, can't be bothered, just leave me alone, meh, urgh, shut up!!! ARGH LIFE IS SO ANNOYING!

This one starts at Meh, gets annoyed and becomes miffed, and then GETS SUPER ANGRY BECAUSE EVERYONE IS ANGRY AT THEM WHICH IS 'SOOOOOO' UNFAIR! (You made them angry because of yo' miffed-ness, bro!)

The M.I.L.F Face (Meow I'm Likely Famous)

MEOW! Get OUTTA MY WAY, LADIES, COS I AM GOING TO TOWN!

The Nice Face

Pretty normal to be seen on most. Just means that they are happy, but not extremely so. 

AND FINNALY!

The MangoHub Face

This means that they essentially feel happy, and informed! YAYY! It also means you should approach them and be nice (I say this because it slightly looks like a serial killer face!)

BOOM!!💣💣

Annoying Things ALL Friends do...

So, i think i can safely assume that all of you have friends. Maybe not many, but a few. Now, friends are a blessing, but they can also be VERY VERY VERY VERY INEXPLICABLY ANNOYING! Here's MangoHub's reasons WHY!

1) Invite themselves round

2) Whenever they see someone "cool" coming they act all different but as soon as the Popular's are gone they are fine.

3) They always text and call at the wrong times and never pick up when you want to talk

(Shout Out to the Ginja Ninja!)

4) They talk and talk about being sad and having a rubbish life and as soon as you start complaining they get annoyed and restart!

5) They say they have your back, then walk of, or shout at you a few days later!

6) When you annoy them they get very well and truly annoyed but when they annoy you it is the funniest thing in the world! 

(This one is the worst! Google+ if you agree!)

7) When the only thing they talk about is guys

(THIS IS HORRIBLE. EVERYONE IS DOING THIS RIGHT NOW. To deal with it i recommend taking a deep breath and smacking the hell out of them!)

8) Lie. No explanation needed.

9) When they borrow something and NEVER GIVE IT BACK!

10) When they describe themselves as a prune and you think that they are a watermelon🍉🍑🤣

Thank you, smol Mangoes, and a happy day to thou!

XX

Emma and Eagles annoying songs...

Hi. Hello. How are you. I'm good. Reading Nerve. You? No, nothing's wrong. Well, apart from THE PEACE IN MY HOUSE I DISRUPT EVERY DAY NOW I KNOW AN AMAZING CHANNEL!!!!

Let me go back a bit. EaEas is a channel by some of my associates, in which they sing annoying songs intended for humans to use as annoyance to their friends/family and such. Here is a song dedicated to us.

I would try and replicate it, but I just can't be bothered! Anyhow, check them out, subscribe and like their videos!!!

Good luck in life my Smol Mangoes!!!!

X

Top 10 books!

So often i find myself bored out of my skull, no wifi in sight, no food for the next three hours, and no llamacorns to ride out of my dull existence, and with the only option being reading, that is what I do. AND I VERY MUCH ENJOY IT!! Plenty of people say that reading is a soft option, and this is what I say to them: 😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖"You are evil, nobody likes you💩💩💩💩💩💩💩leave my company immediately!!!!"

Sorry about that, I just can get very passionate. So I thought, why not just say suck it to the haters and make them a list of the material I love!😉

10) A Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

A fascinating trip into the very very unknown and unplanned!

9) The Princess Diaries

Yes, alright, this IS a bit girly. Whatever, its a good(ish), funny(ish) and very painful look at life!

8) The Bindi Babes

Rubbish title, great book, need i say more?

7) The Hunger Games

JLaw is a death defying Katniss (pun very much intended)

6) Paper Towns

Its almost as if the characters kept of the paper; which would be a problem, considering they're made of it!

5) Rock War

"A new show we're we find precious rocks and throw them at each other," says contested Theo. Yes, we're kidding, its actually a book about a reality TV show!

4) A court of Mist and Fury

I had to look through the MIST to see the story, and the story bought me joy and FURY.

3) Queen of Shadows

Another one by the incomparable Sarah J. Maas.

2) Harry Potter and the EVERYTHING

There is nothing more to say if you truly know what life is.

🌟1) Empire of Storms!!!🌟

I don't care who you are and what you're doing, I just want you to have read this AMAZING book!!

Thanks for reading, comment if you have read any of these books and tell me what your favirouite book is!