Wednesday, 1 February 2017

A few Facts about Everything, Part 1

We here at MangoHub believe that school doesn't teach you enough of lifes useful stuff. For instance, who cares about dividing personal fractions, and separating the relative and personal pronouns? No One!! Who knows how Albert Einstein cured Neuralgia, or Who invented the lightbulb?? No One!!!! But who cares who Katie Price is seeing now, or what a Water Bear is??? EVERYONE!!!!!

There are seven Billion people on this earth!
Salmon is a relative term to a public school!
Memes are useless!
Bananas rot after eight hours!
Rihanna smokes!
Wood kitchens last longer than laminate ones!
95 people have viewed this 3 minutes ago!
The Chinese turtle urinates through its mouth!
Avacados are fruits!
Brocali is disgusting!
Movie popcorn is 4.3% more expensive than normal popcorn!
A group of cats is called a clouder!
Llamas are in the same family a alpacas!
Chuck Norris was in SIC Star Wars films!
There are more trees on earth than stars in the sky!

No comments: