Wednesday, 8 February 2017

Hi sorry about the long absence of any purpose in LIFE....

Hello again! Now, usually, today would be high time for all kinds fun... but, sadly, one of our Editors-in-Cheif was ill today, so now i'm left with all the work. So, here it is. 

What lessons REALLY are....

English

Actually an excuse to make us all into robots, by doing the exact opposite of what they strive to do, stopping any form of creativity. 

Maths

Trying to turn us all into INCREDIBLY smart humans, to send to a new planet to re populate with smarter human beings. You have been warned.

Science

One by one an accident will happen, and one by one the kid's will be hurt. This is because your teacher is actually an evil alien from Mars, determined to suck our blood (AKA Vampires).

Physical Education

Same reason as Maths. Super Humans for another planet.

So anyway. Sorry about the drop in quality, but thats the best we can do. See you soon!! Follow at the top of the screen right now. I know what you did last summer, Summer!

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