If you will remember, a while ago we did a post called How to survive the zombie apocalypse, and this is the sequel! Today we will be selling you about how to recognise and kill/cure zombies! Enhoy!
There are two breeds of zombies, and both are equally as deadly. But, only one can be cured. The more dangerous is the Waster zombie, a zombie who has been raised from the dead by and unseen master, or a plague. They are shaped like humans, but have a mottled grey colour, and moan a lot, so stay away for safety. You cannot cure these zombies, and the only way to kill them is fire. If driven away from your house, you can kill them, and use their skin as protection. They travel in groups, but are easily distracted and are quite stupid, so really their only weapon is their bite. If bitten you will turn into our second type of zombie.
Draxan zombies are artificially made zombies. They are humans who have been bitten by Wasters, and they posses ample amounts of intelligence. Their weakness is their speed and clumsiness. To kill them, simply chop them in half, and that should do the trick. However, they are still humans... for a limited time. You have approximately three days until they will turn into full zombies, and you will be unable to get them back. To cure, simply take some powdered chocolate, cat food, and owl feathers, mix it together, and pour over the zombies head. Beware, you will have to wait 11 minutes before the turn human again, so make sure you stay out of the way. To recognise this zombie, look for the slower moving, more grey coloured zombies, and try to run away from them!
Remember: if bitten by either zombie, you will become one of them, so wear protective clothing at all times out and about. As well as this, to show your allegiance to MangoHub in this sad, apocalyptic time, post on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat or Google+ the hashtag #squadmangohub to receive a very special prize! For now though, go look at our poll down at the bottom of the menu, and vote!! Weeb.
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