Things i've learn't at school...

Now, we all know school is a little bit useless. But exactly how useless is it? Lets find out!

In my life i've learn't that their are many kinds of people; the ones who take the cake, the ones who share it, the ones who leave it and the ones who take the WHOLE cake. Technically, i'm the one who takes the cake, but not all of it. My friend would share it, and my mum would leave it. Remember, if you have a person who takes the WHOLE cake, never invite them to our sixth birthday party (i learnt that one the hard way!!). Also, never put wax in a pencil sharpener. That is a one-way, no-return, easy-jet ticket to trouble. 

Never start a business in loom bands. It will fail, and you will only make 80p. That is a fact that you should cherish. However, do start a business in Gaycon (that weird rainbow, bacon looking sweet), because you can buy three packs for one pound in the co-op, and sell each STRIP for one pound. 

Never annoy your english teacher. She will come back to kill you. And always, always support MangoHub!!