Yes, i do understand that marriage and a baby isn't usually something that would happen in high school, but who really cares??? (Also, DON'T GET PREGNANT IF YOU'RE UNDER 21 AND NOT IN A STABLE RELATIONSHIP. IT IS THE WORST THING YOU COULD DO).
Stage 1- Infatuation/Crush/Spotting across a nightclub while you're drunk and thinking he's hot.
This is when you first TRULY notice the person. Yes, you may have seen them a thousand times before, but does your metaphorical heart care? Noooo....
Stage 2- Dating
Finally, you get some alone time with that person. You dance all night, and wake up with a gigantic smile because finally, you can text them and it won't seem weird. Or, the other 90% of the time, you'll realise you actually HATE them, dump them cruelly, and find another rebound bae!
Stage 3- Hug/Kiss
Or, if you're on Tinder, a whole lot more (Not saying what more is, because of young viewers).
Stage 4- Attachment
Now, if you have passed the rocky first stages, you shall be here. You are literally JOINED AT THE HIP, and being without your VERY significant other is enough to make you break out in sweat, and go faint!
Stage 5- Previously mentioned more
If older, consult the very dirty part of your mind. If younger, i am talking about walking in the park. Nothing more.
Stage 6- Moving in together
Yes, you care that much about said person, that you want to be bored by them for 24 hours a day. I don't see why, but that's just me.
Stage 7- Telling your parents
Now, most out their would say "What! But shouldn't you tell your parents at stage 2?", to which i say, No. This is how 70% do it, and who really cares about that honest and good 30%?
Stage 8- Marriage
Now, by now you shall be through most of high school, and are possibly thinking about marriage. Tbh, this bit is quite boring, so lets just skip it.
Stage 9- Baby
Aww, wickle cutems dat mwesses up your liwfe, and makes you sad. That is basically what babys are though.
Stage 10- Long term BOREDOM
Childcare. Mutual respect. No will they/won't they vibe. Lack of much interest. Age. Just some of the reasons love dies out, as fleeting and quick as a sparrow in spring.
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