Pokemon Problems

I hope that no one here still plays the disaster that is Pokemon Go, but if they do, I have one thing to say. Squirtle is a copy of a deformed turtle. Yes people, you have been chasing after a deformed turtle. Get a life

Pokemon Go

"I play pokemon go every single day" sang the chubby child in the Pokemon Go trailer. "Gotta catch them all" claims the trailer for EVERY SINGLE POKEMON GAME EVER THAT I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO NAME BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL LITERALLY THE THE SAME! I mean, the general idea of Pokemon Go is very good. Going out into the world and exploring to find little creatures sounds like lots of educational, healthy fun, doesn't it? Well, yes, it does, until you remember one vital problem; THE WORLD ISN'T SAFE!! Whats that i hear you say? It is safe here! Well, my feathered friends, that is were you're mistaken. The world is very fast, and filled with cars, and trains, and ponds, and private property, and big wooden doors, and Martin Scorsese (not that i have anything against the last one). Walking around with your face glued to a phone is a recipe for disaster. Walking around EXCITEDLY with your face glued to a phone is even worse. In no way will you ever be completely safe from death in the form of being crushed, killed, drowned, or beaten. The other problem is the developers. They noticed that it had a good following, decided to add a few new Pokemon to be caught, and ended up updating to fast and wiping the games data.😰😰 Boohoo, how sad, should have gone to Specsavers! 

Normal Pokemon

Many have said it was the first great anime video game. I agree! In its earliest form, it was very very good. Then, it started inflating. What i now call the 'Developers problem' happened. They moved to fast and made to many for even the most loyal fan to call good or fun. They recycled old content until it got so flimsy that it should be called Nicki Minaj's dress! While i admire the idea, the actual content now feels like it was made by an 11 year old (no disrespect to eleven year olds!). 

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